Friday, March 10, 2006

chem

i'm taking CHEM now.
CHEM.
h2 chem.



i took comb. sci.



i'm taking H2 CHEM.
what rational choices i make.
and i swear, dots and crosses are so NOT my thing.
PS. but a certain chem teacher is kinda cute :D


suddenly.



I LOVE CHEM!
CHEM ROCKS!


CHEM CHEM CHEM.
HE'S MY MAN.



wahaha.
ignore me.
okay as i am typing furiously away here, two girls are having cyber sex on my tagboard.
i plead them to stop.
but they go on.



justina and ruoyi.
i'm amused.


XBOX mania at bonns hse.
hah. dead or alive 2. half naked girls fighting it out. how nice.
bet loga enjoyed it. so did sheri eh. LOL! carry on.
they laughed endlessly. but in reality, after you get slapped and kicked upon by a slutty lady, you wouldnt laugh. would you?

have you seen a guy in FBTs?
I HAVE.
right here in sweet ol nanyang.
in the sweet ol canteen.
infront of the sweet ol me.
no, my nose didnt bleed.
i think my heart bled.
bled in pity of a poor man who doesnt know that a grp of hopelessy sick teenagers are laughing their arses off and maniacally taking pictures of his genitals.

poor man.


SBS-ed to j8.
DING TAI FENG was my destination.
woohoo! the prawny fried rice thing intrigued me.
but the waitress was too cheena for words.
so was the restaurant, actually.
she babbled on abt the menu while i stared at the table.
i tried to flash her my megawattt smile.
but do you know what she did?



she shoved the menu in my face!
luckily, i have great reflexes. i dodged the great plasticky book.


and i have to thank dear KAIYANGfor treating three hungry girls to SWENSENS!
can i get a yeehah?
the ice cream was cool. (literally)
funny right? hah. i know. i dotn need the admiration. please sit down. i just need your silent envy.


i wanna brush up on my chinese.
or else i wouldnt survive in ny. haha. but shuenlin is super cheena eh. a2 for higher chi leh! mai siao siao. she is one cheena girl.

35 girls joined soccer! heh heh. record. i think theres gonna be soccer trials la. actually, there is. today. at 5 pm. grandstand. get ready to kick some balls. wanqiko's coming! YAYNESS! HURRAYS! :D havent seen my pink gal in like so long can? ah. bliss.

i got chased out of thelibrary AGAIN.
we were whispering delicately like little butterflies when this big white shark came up to us. from behind.

" NI YAO WO DUI NI MEN CHU QU MAH? " (you want me to throw you out?)
in a really loud voice.
i was like partially laughing.
cos its unbelievable how rude and mean a person can be.
it's like to the greatest extent liao la.
actually i would have replied yes. i really wanna get away. but she sorta disintegreted away like some mouldy smelly piece of bread.

******* middle-fingered. a woman of worth.
******* foul-mouthed. a woman of value.

i just laughed.
this woman is gonna bring the ny library down.
sooner or later.
petitionanyone? its not that i want her to lose herjob,but she should just get another profession, since obviously she does not fit into the criteria of being a librarian, and that she is ironically without a doubt the loudest person in the libray, and that means according to the library rules, she should actually be the person to be chased out but but naturally she wouldnt throw herself out and no one would be in the right mind to ask her to get out, so she is still the head of library, and the rest of the ny population is just too pissed to think straight, and shes gonna drive all of us up the wall,a nd we shall all commit mass suicide one day.


le sigh.
ny ah ny.
mr kwek. mr kwek. mr kwek.
remember on the first day of school?
you said-


"you do not belong to ny.
ny belongs to you."

ny belongs to us.
then why are we getting hollered at by a measly librarian?

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